04058cam a2200421 4500 238581369 TxAuBib 20140808120000.0 ||||||s2004||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9781588364029 158836402X B000FC1QRO Amazon f6fc1549-acf3-446d-a07e-0793be8654ea OverDrive (Reserve ID) 122848 50590 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Notaro, Laurie. I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies) [Bridges eBook] : True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl. Random House Publishing Group, 2004. Format: OverDrive Adobe PDF eBook, Filesize: 1028kB. Format: OverDrive Adobe EPUB eBook, Filesize: 353kB. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Read. Format: OverDrive Kindle Book. HTML:<p>Here are more scathingly funny tales from the wild side! Laurie Notaro survived the debauched ride of her twenties and the bumpy road to matrimony. Now she's ready to take on the thirtysomething years . . . and <i>almost</i> middle age has never been more hilarious.<br /> <br /> Laurie is married, mortgaged, and now--miraculously--employed in the corporate world, discovering that bosses come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of mental stability. After maxing out her last good credit card at Banana Republic, she's dressed for success and ready to face the jungle: surviving feral, six-foot-plus Gretchen ("Three Thousand Faces of Eve") before battling the overbearing, overstuffed (in <i>way</i>-too-small pants) new mom Suzzi, who ruthlessly cancels Laurie's newspaper column and learns that payback can be a bitch. Laurie also explores the backstabbing world of preschoolers at a Halloween party, the X-rated madness of a family trip to Disneyland, and the pressure from her QVC-addicted mother and the rest of the world to reproduce. But while losing more friends to babies than to booze, she realizes there's a plus side: at least for a couple of months she gets to be the thinner friend.<br /> <br /> <b>I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies)</b> is Laurie Notaro at her deliciously quirky best. Can a woman prone to what her loved ones might term "meltdowns" (she considers them "Opportunities to Enlighten") put a smile on her face and love everybody? Take a guess.<br /> <br /> <i>From the Trade Paperback edition.</i></p>. HTML:<p>"[Notaro] may be the funniest writer in this solar system."</p>. HTML:<i>The Miami Herald</i>. Biography & Autobiography. Nonfiction. Media Type: eBook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2015-08-06 14:05:02. http://bridges.lib.overdrive.com/ContentDetails.htm?ID=f6fc1549-acf3-446d-a07e-0793be8654ea http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0111-1/F6F/C15/49/ILoveEverybodyandOtherAtrociousLiesTr9781588364029.epub Excerpt (Adobe PDF eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=F6FC1549-ACF3-446D-A07E-0793BE8654EA&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe PDF eBook) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0111-1/F6F/C15/49/ILoveEverybodyandOtherAtrociousLiesTr9781588364029.epub Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=F6FC1549-ACF3-446D-A07E-0793BE8654EA&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0111-1/F6F/C15/49/ILoveEverybodyandOtherAtrociousLiesTr9781588364029.epub Excerpt (Kindle Book) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=F6FC1549-ACF3-446D-A07E-0793BE8654EA&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Kindle Book) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0111-1/F6F/C15/49/ILoveEverybodyandOtherAtrociousLiesTr9781588364029.epub Excerpt (OverDrive Read) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=F6FC1549-ACF3-446D-A07E-0793BE8654EA&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Read)